Anand was being his usual retarded self today during speech and drama class. Mdm Faridah made us do this thing where you say something and someone else has to continue the story until it turns into on terribly retarded story.

David: Long ago, there was this Pharaoh who had this mistress named Santanumun and a preist. The preist fell in love with Santanamun and decided to meet with her in secret but the Pharaoh found them and was furious so he put a curse on the priest and locked him up and basically bury him a alive. Santanamun was devastated and committed suicide. (in case you haven't notice, it's a rip off of The Mummy)

Li-Vern: a thousand years later there was this guy who was locked up in jail, archaeologist named, O' Connel who have claimed to have been in the tomb. Then there was this librarian, Evelyn and her brother Jonathan. Evelyn craved adventure while Jonathan was money hungry.....

And so the rip off version of The Mummy goes on until...

Anand: Then it all went black because the DVD player broke. So then the boy who was watching the video, Wee Jin decided to change the channel and he watched Spongebob. Spongebob had to go out of the sea and get on land to do a mission but he dried up when he was out of water so he went back into the water and looked for Mr Crabs and Mr Crabs gave Spongebob a job mopping the floor. Wee Jin got bored of the show and change the channel to Phantom of The Opera. He saw Erik strangling Raoul with the rope and he got scared so he changed the channel.

Zhi Le: His mother came and scold him because he spend too much time channel surfing so he turned off the T/V and looked out the window. Suddenly a book fell in front of him and it was the "Book Of Life". When Wee Jin opened the book he read the instructions that if you write a dead mans name inside he will come back to life, suddenly some one tapped him on the shoulder and it was the "Angle of Life". (If you didn't watch the show, this is a rip off of Death Note or in Zhi Le's story Life Note.)

And the story goes on involving some politics because Wen Chuan started talking next so i won't write it down in case some people get offended.

Derek: And then Chuckie (the murderous doll not Chuck Winnie) went to spy on Bryan watching his cereal box. Chuckie wanted to kill Bryan because he stole the 10 trillion dollars he stole from the bank and he needed the money to get some plastic surgery because he was so ugly. "This will be easy," Chuckie said, "look at him, he's obviously retarded, what kind of boy watches a cereal box." But of course Chuckie didn't know that there was a T/V in the cereal box.

Don't ask how Bryan and Chuckie and the T/V cereal box came into the picture cause I don't really know myself. F.Y.I. this is the kind of retarded things we do in Speech and Drama class.